December 2016

My Christmas Gift To You
WARNING: NOT for the Politically Correct!!!



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Welcome to a very special Christmas music collection! I started compiling these songs, back in 1995, when I sent out my "Absolute Worst of Christmas" cassette tape to selected friends. Since then, I've come across other amazing Christmas songs that classify for this unique category. Some of these songs come from my personal collection, others came from the internet. There are a LOT of annoying kid's recordings, which seem to make up a lot of the "Worst" category. My personal favorites here are the songs by Red Foley, Suzannah, and Major Bill Smith. Other songs are just OVER-cute, retro, satirical and just plain sick. I've spent a lot of time, collecting these and putting them together properly. I hope you have a sense of humor, and have fun with this pile of songs! If you DON'T like this collection, then I'd rather not hear from you! :) - Dana Countryman

Dana Countryman's "Absolute WORST of Christmas"
The Audio Files:

01 Introduction - Archie Wood & His Friends
02 If Santa Were My Daddy - Little Jimmy Osmond
03 Santa's Little Sleigh Bells - The Modernaires
04 Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer - Unknown
05 Walking Backwards For Christmas - Spike Milligan and the Goons
06 Christmas Cha-Cha - The Merry Macs
07 Christmas In L.A. - The Bobs
08 Crackerjack Christmas - Mr. Greenjeans
09 Happy Birthday, Jesus - Major Bill Smith and Nancy Nolte
10 Christmas Cookies and Holiday Hearts - The Caroleers
11 Blue Christmas - Seymour Swine And The Squeelers
11 Here It Is, Christmas - Red Foley
12 Merry Christmas is my Favorite Time of Year - Alan Reed (as Fred Flintstone)
13 Merry Christmas - Wesley Willis
14 Psycho Santa - Western Caravan
15 Santa Claus Looks Just Like My Daddy - Barry Gordon
16 Silver Bells - Heather and Kirsten Mayne
17 Trim Yo Tree - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper
18 Where Did The Snowman Go - Patti Page and the Kids
19 White Christmas - Bobby the Poet
20 Jingle Bells - Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters (outtake)
21 I Have a Present For Jesus - Kids or Christmas
22 It's Beginning To Look a Lot Like Syphllis - The Four Skins
22 I Want Kristy McNichols For Christmas - Craig Mallon
23 Merry Crimble - The Beatles
24 O Holy Night - Steve Maudlin
25 Outer Space Santa - Lawrence Welk's Little Orchestra
26 Punk Rock Christmas - The Ravers
27 The Little Drummer Boy - Johnny Cash
28 Santa Claus Will You Please Come Tonight - Doug Lewis
29 Jingle Bells (Laughing All the Way) - St. Nick
30 Mom and Daddy, Please Dont Steal For Me This Christmas - Suzannah
31 Stick 'em Up Santa - Bobby Salvatore
32 I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Kip Adotta
33 Happy Little New Year - Captain Kangaroo

All audio files in one zip files here.

Hope you enjoy it!

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