
The Amazing Pink Things
The most "successful"
of all the bands I was in, was The Amazing Pink Things
(1985-1991). We were a 2-man, 2-woman comedy cabaret act that
started performing in Seattle in 1985. By the time we called it
quits in 1991, we had had 2 different baritones (originally Bob
Kaiser, replaced by Bob Overman), 7 altos (in this order: Shawn
Tordahl, Jayne Muirhead, Mimi MacLeod, Sandi Miller, Harrye
Hayward, Maureen McKenna, Tricia Meier), one tenor (me, Dana Countryman),
and one soprano (Tami Martin.)
I was the leader, musical director
and chief songwriter. My (non-romantic) business partner was Tami
Martin, who handled the lighting cues, choreography and continued
the wild costumes that Bob Kaiser had originally designed.
We toured mainly on the West
Coast, appearing in clubs, theatres and cabarets, including long
runs in San Francisco (CA), Los Angeles (CA), Portland (OR), Ashland
(OR), Anchorage (AK), as well as in our home base of Seattle (WA).
We had a manager in New York City, who basically did nothing for
us, except bring us to New York City, where we also performed.
We sang live to a pre-recorded
tape, that I recorded 99% of all the parts for (keyboards, guitars,
bass, drums, misc.), and we lugged our "band" -- our
faithful OTARI 2-track tape recorder through airports all over
the country.

Highlights of our career were:
- A 9-month run at Seattle's
THE CABARET IN PIONEER SQUARE, where we had lines around the
block for our shows.
- Quitting our day jobs, and
heading off to California, where we performed for a year.
- Appearing twice on THE LATE
SHOW (with Arsenio Hall) at Fox/Paramount in Hollywood.
- Palling around with TV stars
Judd Hirsch and Clevon Little.
- Eating pizza with Fred Willard
in between tapings of A&E's THE GOODTIME CAFE in San Francisco.
- Spotting celebrities in our
audiences --- people like Freda Payne, Eric Roberts, Margaret
Whiting, Dave Frishberg, Weird Al Yankovic and Doctor Demento...
and again, Clevon Little, who seemed to show up at our shows
all over the place, including L.A., San Francisco and NYC...
- Opening for country songstress
Crystal Gayle at an outdoor concert at he Mondavi Winery in Napa,
California.
- Getting recognized by an airline
pilot at Burbank International Airport after one of our TV appearances.
- Appearing on radio's DINNER
AT SARDI'S - hosted by Arlene Francis. Spotting Bert Parks in
the audience. Standing at the bar with Jerzy Kozinski.
- Meeting our audiences after
our shows, and making great friends all over the country.
- Appearing on many, many radio
shows in many cities, where we usually sang our a capella version
of the "Hallejujah Chorus" -- THE HAL AND LULU CHORUS!
- Getting out of our contract
with the previously-mentioned NYC manager.
- Having the best audiences in
the country, in believe it or not, Anchorage, Alaska!
- And for me, the real highlight
was meeting Tricia, who was our final (and eleventh!) member
of the group, who eventually agreed to marry me! (Silly girl!)
Almost 12 years later, she's still hanging in there with me!
Read
some of our press quotes HERE!